Avatar Wiki
Avatar Wiki

Welcome to the very first Cabbagie Awards Results show, hosted by those facilitators of foolishness, those composers of craziness, Lady Lostris and HammerOfThor.

[Cheers of adoration from the audience. People faint at the mere sight of their awesomeness.]

For the past week, we have been asking you to come up with the craziest, most out-there nominations you could, and you have done exactly that, with more than 300 comments and over 200 nominations being made (seriously, don't you guys have anything better to do with your time). We've read through all the nominations, and each one demonstrates just how crazy you people are, so much so that we would seriously suggest seeing a psychiatrist.

But lets face it, we all know why so many nominations were made – the userbox. It is the Holy Grail of userboxes, possession of which signifies a user beyond the realms of mere awesomeness. The simple mention of its name can cause grown men to weep.

Well here it is.

This user was a winner of a Cabbagie Award in 2012.

I'll give you a moment to recover.

Everyone who participated in the Cabbagie Awards can place this userbox on their profile with the template {{CabbagieAward}}, to show the rest of the world that they were there at one of the defining moments of this century. And even if you didn't participate, still feel free to put in on your profile; no one's gonna hurt you. Much.

There is of course one other award to be given out, to the two users who came up with the craziest nomination. After much deliberation, we have decided to award the award (wow that's badly worded) for Craziest Cabbagie Category Creator to:

  • Uiop60 for his nomination of Theavatardemotivator for the most Surprisingly Sudden (Somewhat Sad) Sayonara (and Subsequent Silence) Award! (AKA the Septuple-S).
  • Magicstar351 for her nomination of herself for the "Best Magicstar351" award, her bestest friend Clair for "The Steve-est" cabbagie, and every character that she has ever written a book about for the "Most Buttery-Steve-like-Sammest-Smoothietastical-Hankish-Weedy-Buke-Cloudstalker-Julia/Nora-Dragonleaf-MinoinZaharaka-Ashley/Martha/Katie-Lukeyest-SunGirl-UnicornPerson-CookieDawg-Jujitsu-Buddy-Ilovetheocen-Sunshine" Cabbagie!!

Lets give them a hand. And the name of a good shrink.

So what is the whole point of this results show, other than an excuse for us to waste your time. Well, with all the time you guys put into coming up with your nominations, we wanted to give you the chance to accept your award properly, like a proper awards show. Because that's the proper thing to do, and should be done properly. So flex those fingers, dust off that keyboard, and write your response below.

Before you read the complete list of winners and nominations, allow us to thank you for your participation. The response has been beyond all our expectations, and it is because of you that the awards succeeded. So pat yourselves on the back; you did good. And, we would like to give a final thank you to Master Ratava for creating the epic images that we have used during these awards. They would have been a lot duller without those images, so thank you.

Lady Lostris & HammerOfThor

Cabbagie Awards Winners and Nominations


Honorary winners

  • Aang
  • Air slice
  • Amon
  • Appa
  • Asami
  • Avatar Kyoshi
  • Avatar wiki
  • Bolin
  • Corncob guy
  • Foaming Mouth Guy
  • Foo Foo Cuddlypoops
  • Hiroshi Sato
  • Iroh
  • Kataang
  • M. Night Shyamalan
  • Mako
  • Meelo
  • Moo-Chee-Goo-Chee-La-Poo-Chee the Third
  • Naga
  • Ozai
  • Pabu
  • Sokka and Sokka's boomerang
  • Tarrlok
  • Tenzin
  • The Cabbage Merchant
  • The Cabbagie Awards
  • Toph
  • Ty Lee
  • Yakone
  • Zuko
  • Andrew2070's imaginary friend, Billy Bob Joe
  • Angelica (Pirates of the Carribean)
  • Angry german kid
  • Batman
  • Captain Jack Sparrow
  • Commander Pluto's pet gerbil
  • Google translate
  • Iron Man/Tony Stark
  • Judge Claude Frollo
  • Krazykid51's box turtle Mankey
  • Magicstar51's bestest friend Clair
  • Mystique
  • Samus Aran
  • Shèngrén Child's cat Riku
  • Solid Snake
  • The internet
  • Thor
  • Wolverine

List of all nominations