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"Growing up, we were always taught that the Fire Nation was the greatest civilization in history and that the War was our way of sharing our greatness with the world. What an amazing lie that was! The people of the world are terrified by the Fire Nation! They don't see our greatness, they hate us and we deserve it. We've created an era of fear in the world, and if we don't want the world to destroy itself, we need to build an era of peace and kindness "
"There appear to be masked members of the audience wielding strange devices on their hands. One of them is in the booth with me right now, folks! He is leveling one of those glove devices at me now and I believe he is about to electrocute me. I am currently wetting my pants."
"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade! Make life, take the lemons back! Get mad! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!!! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson the lemons! Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustable lemon that burns your house down! "
— Cave Johnson from Portal 2
"Yesterday is history, tommorow is a mystery, and today is a gift. That is why they call it the present. "
— Master Oogway from Kung Fu Panda
"I hear it's amazing when the famous, purple stuffed worm in flapjaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kari rock. I need scissors! 61!"
— Fake Colonel Campbell from Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
"Abraham Lincoln once said, 'If you are a racist, I will attack you with the north'. And those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace."
— Michael Scott
"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."
— Michael Scott
"I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So, sue me."
— Michael Scott
"I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them."
— Andy Bernard
"I will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante. You wanna start a street fight with me, bring it on, but you're gonna be surprised by how ugly it gets. You don't even know my real name. I'm the fucking Lizard King."
— Robert California
"I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little, but on pretzel day? Well, I like pretzel day."