<p>Oh, you "believe in" heterosexuality?  That's kind of like "believing in" <i>rain</i>...except that the latter oversaturates mainstream media <i>far less</i>.  (To say nothing of it being a mystery of the universe how anyone's still thirsting over <i>Makorra</i>—which escaped being <i>the</i> most trite, predictable, conventional imaginable pairing <i>only</i> by <i>not lasting</i>—after P'heer set the bar so inordinately high.) </p><p>I suspect a safari may be in order. </p>

<div class="quote"><i> <p>Deist Zealot wrote: Oh, you "believe in" heterosexuality?  That's kind of like "believing in" <i>rain</i>...except that the latter oversaturates mainstream media <i>far less</i>.  (To say nothing of it being a mystery of the universe how anyone's still thirsting over <i>Makorra</i>—which escaped being <i>the</i> most trite, predictable, conventional imaginable pairing <i>only</i> by <i>not lasting</i>—after P'heer set the bar so inordinately high.) </p><p>I suspect a safari may be in order. </p> </i></div>
<p>What's that supposed to mean? </p>

You'll probably see soon enough.

<p>Honestly, I pretty much don't care about how long the Korrasami romance will go or last. But I'm curious to see Mako's reaction to see their relationship because Mike and Bryan made him like the biggest loser. First he hooks up with Asami, then he later broke up with her, then he hooks up with Korra, then he later broke up with her, then he later rekindles with Asami, then he broke up with her, and then he later rekindles with Korra after regaining some of her memories back, and then she broke up with him after regaining her entire memories. Then all of a sudden his two ex girlfriends fall in love with each other and became bisexual. I'm pretty sure Mako will feel like crap and wonder where did he go wrong. Despite the romance I'm very curious to read what new story Mike has created for us. The last time I heard of a Turf War was in Legend of Korra Book 1 Air episode 3, the episode where Mako talk to Skoochy about where is Bolin, and Mak believe that Bolin was involve in some Turf War but come to find out he was being kidnapped. </p>

<p>I was a Makorra shipper back when TLoK started and I was fine with it. But somehow, I started shipping Korrasami because I tought <i>"meh, this will never happen in the actual show, so I will ship them whenever I want"...</i> </p><p>But, when the 3rd season ended, I was like <i>"wtf Bryke, wut r u doing"</i> and by the end of the series my little Korrasami heart was shocked and happy because my imposible ship came true. </p><p>I felt reaaaaaaally bad for Mako, BUT I never felt bad for supporting Korrasami too. </p><p>I don't think Bryke will destroy something they have defended since the very end of the series, They are really proud and happy about their decision, so Korrasami may have some problems but it wont die. I'm sure Mako will certainly get a relation ship arc with another maybe-new-character.(mark my words y'all) and he will move on eventually. </p><p>Bryke has done this in the past many times (Katara's mild crush on Jet, Sokka and Yue, Mai and Zuko, Bolin and Korra). </p>

<div class="quote"><i> <p>Hikarol-chan wrote: Bryke has done this in the past many times (Katara's mild crush on Jet, Sokka and Yue, Mai and Zuko, Bolin and Korra). </p> </i></div>
<p>That's because those couples had male/female relationships! Just you wait. It won't last. You'll see. </p>

<div class="quote"><i>Peter.bouchelle wrote: <p>That's because those couples had male/female relationships! Just you wait. It won't last. You'll see. </p> </i></div>
<p>Challenge accepted ;-)
</p>

<p>And another thing, perhaps Korra and Mako will get back together and Asami, well... who knows? She might find a man to love. </p>

<p>It's been a long time, my fine folks! Your humble Safari leader was in a spot of trouble over some tax evasion, but fortunately the American people have decided that's not important, so now we can reconvene today for another exploration of the majesty of nature! </p><p>And what a treat we have for you this day! If you should cast your gaze over the southern swale, it would seem that a new subspecies, the <i>Obsessivus homophobus</i>, is busily marking its territory. Unlike the common homophobe, of which we have been thoroughly acquainted in the past, being a largely migratory critter with occasional displays of aggression or mating signals, once an <i>Obsessivus homophobus</i> wanders into a region, it commences a single-minded mission to drive out threats to its dominance, as its name would imply. It does this mainly through constant, extravagant displays and territory-marking, but as with most territorial mammals, will usually turn its attentions on an interloper if provoked. </p><p>There are competing theories as to the origin of the <i>Obsessivus</i>. It is speculated to be either a throwback to a bygone and largely extinct species of even more extreme behavior, or perhaps a more recent divergence from the common homophobe, evolving in response to its crumbling habitats. Still others suggest that they are actually not different subspecies at all, but rather misclassified tribes that differ only in terms of outward behavior, having developed different cultures due to being separated by the great canyon. </p><p>Whatever the case may be, it is not advised to challenge the <i>Obsessivus</i> directly, as its response will be to roll around in the muck and throw any excess. Though this course of action often tempts homeowners, due to recent government negligence on ecology causing a crisis that threatens to turn the <i>Obsessivus</i> and other similar animals into invasive species. Better to observe its majestic behavior from afar, until such time as conservation teams become more skilled at relocating them to more suitable habitats, such as Breitbart. </p><p>This may seem like a great deal of information, but I suspect this will be a particularly fruitful Safari that has only just begun. </p>

<div class="quote"><i> <p>Neo Bahamut wrote: It's been a long time, my fine folks! Your humble Safari leader was in a spot of trouble over some tax evasion, but fortunately the American people have decided that's not important, so now we can reconvene today for another exploration of the majesty of nature! </p><p>And what a treat we have for you this day! If you should cast your gaze over the southern swale, it would seem that a new subspecies, the <i>Obsessivus homophobus</i>, is busily marking its territory. Unlike the common homophobe, of which we have been thoroughly acquainted in the past, being a largely migratory critter with occasional displays of aggression or mating signals, once an <i>Obsessivus homophobus</i> wanders into a region, it commences a single-minded mission to drive out threats to its dominance, as its name would imply. It does this mainly through constant, extravagant displays and territory-marking, but as with most territorial mammals, will usually turn its attentions on an interloper if provoked. </p><p>There are competing theories as to the origin of the <i>Obsessivus</i>. It is speculated to be either a throwback to a bygone and largely extinct species of even more extreme behavior, or perhaps a more recent divergence from the common homophobe, evolving in response to its crumbling habitats. Still others suggest that they are actually not different subspecies at all, but rather misclassified tribes that differ only in terms of outward behavior, having developed different cultures due to being separated by the great canyon. </p><p>Whatever the case may be, it is not advised to challenge the <i>Obsessivus</i> directly, as its response will be to roll around in the muck and throw any excess. Though this course of action often tempts homeowners, due to recent government negligence on ecology causing a crisis that threatens to turn the <i>Obsessivus</i> and other similar animals into invasive species. Better to observe its majestic behavior from afar, until such time as conservation teams become more skilled at relocating them to more suitable habitats, such as Breitbart. </p><p>This may seem like a great deal of information, but I suspect this will be a particularly fruitful Safari that has only just begun. </p> </i></div>
<p>What's that got to do with this? </p>