Talk:Azulon/@comment-99.232.101.89-20120405031511/@comment-58.26.249.196-20120609142303

Sozin was very virile. Unfortunately for the Fire Nation, he was also gay, which is why he was single for a very long time. When he decided to start the war, he realized that he had better make an heir so the kid could continue his noble work when he died. So he started looking for a bride. He was very aware that a young pretty wife shackled to a much older man would start looking for lovers, and that would cast doubts on the illegitimacy of his child, so one of his prerequisites for a wife was that she be a lesbian. He found the perfect match, got hitched, and they had sex for only as long as it needed to conceive an heir. They both had lovers on the side and got along pretty fine and lived happily ever after.

Note: this is pretty much a crack theory of mine. Please don't take it too seriously ;).