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Chief Orator 銀舌 presents, "How to Dine Like an Equalist."

Fellow Brethren, we the members of the equalist movement desire to fulfill our dream of world peace, freedom, and equality to all humanity. We believe in this so much, that we wish to share with you, how to spread equality into other parts of your life. Therefore, we have provided this pamphlet on correct dining etiquette, and what to eat and what not to eat, in order to dine like a true equalist.

Where to Dine:

Tables and chairs are to be discouraged by a true equalist. They suggest that some people have the right ot be higher up than their fellow men. True equalists, in order to preserve equality, ought to therefore dine on the floor. Preferably a level floor. This setting will promote Comradship with your fellow brethren, and remind us that in the spirits sight, we are all equal brethren.

What to Eat:

Bad: Egg Rolls, Sweet and Sour Pork, Spiced Fish, Cake, Chocolate Ice-Cream, Red Wine

Good: Flat Bread (Flour or Corn Tortillas are acceptable), Flat Soda, Deli Meat Cut Flat, Plain Rice, Vanilla Ice Cream (without the bits of Vanilla Bean).

How to Prepare:

Set the flat bread parallel to the flat dish. In a separate flat dish, pour the flat soda and wait until no ripples (suggesting strife and inequality) remain. Place the Deli Meat on top of the Flat Bead, and smooth out any wrinkles. In absence of Deli Meat, place rice on top of Flat Bread. After consumming, place dolop of Vanilla Ice cream on Flat Dish and wait. When Vanilla Ice Cream has melted into Flat even puddle, slurp up and enjoy!

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