Talk:Asami Sato/@comment-4888161-20120428235610

This is a made up discussion to paraphrase everything wrong with this page today:

Anon #1: "Oh this girl is trouble. She erks me so! She's too perfect! No it threatens my Makorra! That is my favorite ship! Not Masami noooo!!! I don't know why, but she's too perfect there must be something off about her even though it's only been one episode! Ugghhhh... I hate her guts now! Asami is Evil!"

Me: "But she didn't do anything wrong..."

Random Makorra fanatic: ''"Shut up! Makorra forever!" (with excessive caps lock and rambling left out.)''

Some other genius: "I know! Asami is a non bender so she must be an Equalist! All non benders are!"

Anon #not1: ''"I agree. She's too perfect. I don't know what, but something must be wrong with her because no one is that perfect after one episode and not evil except for Yue, Jin, Suki, Etc. I mean something has to be wrong with her or I'll commit suicide in disappointment!" ''

Me: ''"But she's a confirmed pro bending fan... Why would a pro bending fan hate benders?" ''

Random Makorra fanatic: "No my Makorra grr Mako what is wrong with you I want you to go with Korra! I'm so mad at you Mako. I hate you now even though I want to marry you myself! Don't trust this witch! ASAMI DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIIIEEEEEE!!!"

Me:'' '"But it isn't confirmed yet for either ship which will win or lose in the end! Isn't it too soon to panic? Don't you know that this or something similar would happen at some point anyways? You know, to make it less painfully obvious? This is just standard plot so calm down!" ''

Anon #1: "Yeah she is definitely suspicious. All people who threaten my Makorra ship are. I don't know why, but I can't trust her. There must be something wrong with her and not me. I wanted her to be a bitch so I could hate her and not feel bad but now she's too perfect so I feel guilty. There must be something wrong with her so I can save my Makorra. Grrrrr I hate her so much!"

Some other genius: "It was planned. She's getting close to him so she can set them up! I don't trust her she's too perfect. Being confirmed doesn't mean anything even though it does. It could still happen so don't rule it out. It's premeditated. It would have to be. Why else is she there? The only possible explanation is that she's an Equalist cause every non bender is. It would be boring for any other reason because it's what I want to happen and anything I don't want to happen is boring."

Me: "Wow she crashed into him at random. It can't be premeditated if it's random. Why can't a good character simply be a good character? Why does a good character have to be either a conspiracy or boring? Why would a confirmed pro bending fan be an Equalist?"

Some Other Genius: "Why else would it happen besides the points you left that I'm conveniently ignoring? I mean she has to be there for a reason or else it sucks. Even though she was confirmed a pro bending fan, it doesn't mean she is just because that's what confirmed pro bending fan would mean. You can't rule it out yet. It's just as likely as what your saying even though you have facts that have been proven canon and I don't" 

''Random Makorra Fanatic: "MMMMMAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKOOOOOORRRRRAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOO!!! MY MAKORA!!! WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME MAKORRA? WHY? I HATE ASAMI! SHE'S EVIL!!! I"LL KILL HER MYSLEF MAKORRA! NOOO!!! ASAMI DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!''"

Me: ''"Wtf is wrong with you people!" (rage quits life)''