Talk:Firebending/@comment-72.37.244.164-20120815201756/@comment-5629290-20121017053344

If it's possible, it would have to be done with your pants down. Mastering the technique of fireflattulence requires great mastery over the embarrassment of mooning your opponent. Of course, farts contain methane, so it could potentially be very powerful...

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what am I doing, it's 1:30 AM and I'm discussing the pros and cons of farting fire

I need to go to bed

before I lose more sanity to the internet